Lamps and Lava and Land other Merry Things

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

(via thegirlembarkingonlife)

glassarrow917:

tryhardrocknroll:

keystonecougar:

this is a bunny playing a bunny sized piano and im crying

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS BECAUSE BUNNY PLAYING WITH LITTLE BUNNY PAWS ON A BUNNY SIZE GRAND PIANO AND I THINK I’M GOING TO IMPLODE OR SELF-COMBUST OR BURY MYSELF INTO A LITTLE HOLE BECAUSE I NEED THIS WEE BUNNY AND BUNNY PIANO IN MY LIFE 

IT SITS DOWN FREAKING DRAMATICALLY. THAT IS A MOTHER-FREAKING NOBLE BUNNY. DON’T CONFUSE IT WITH YOUR FILTHY MONGRELS OF BUNNY. THIS BUNNY KNOWS WHAT SILVERWARE YOU USE FIRST IN THOSE FREAKING FANCY RESTAURANTS AND HOW TO PROPERLY HOLD A GLASS OF WINE. IT DESERVES MORE OF YOUR RESPECT.

(Source: pitchesonmypicc, via c4rrion)

cuideag:

sweepy sweeps

(Source: pleatedjeans, via angelfromgallifrey)

(via drclutch55)

6/10 favorite quotes - Big damn heroes, sir.

(Source: imrollingmyeyes, via ilikelawyersandcaptains)

karengillan2:

#remember that time when she actually offhandedly admitted how much she needed him #and as much as he wanted to hear that #he was sad #cos she spoke in past-tense the entire time #she didnt need him anymore #she made herself not need him #or at least convinced herself that she didn’t #even though she knew she did#it was like a repetitive whisper at night and sometimes i just #no #whatever i don’t care #she still needed him but she talked as if she didn’t #because it was the lie they both had to believe #whatever whatever #otp: I can’t not wait for you (via thescottishgirl)

(via dlittleone)

extraordinarilyordinaryme:

I have the exact same look of panic when someone tries to tickle me

(Source: radiofortheblind, via 4everimpossible)

sugarplumsandgunshots:

kanyeismykhaleesi:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document. 

whhhaaaTTTTTT

praise heem

(via thegirlembarkingonlife)

Bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity…

(Source: foolofasociopath, via frickyeah1990s)

sidbest:

#tw: babies

(Source: blogtard)

sevistheman:

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

(via casuallyleena)